What a time to start things off…
New Pope! New Pope! New…Who the fuck cares?!?!?!
I certainly don’t, and I know 98% of the people who posted about the new Pope on my Facebook feed ALSO don’t give a flying funk.
So why post about it? Because its news? Well by that logic homelessness, poverty, AIDs, war, etc. should be flooding my news feed daily (which you get occasionally when something major happens). But, for the most part my feed is chalk full of shit-heads complaining about their white problems or posting pictures of their fucking food.
P.S. I actually searched “assholes taking pictures of food” to find this (and thousands of others)
You don’t give a fuck about the new King of the Child Molesters…I mean…Pope…
So don’t bother attempting to pretend like you do…Unless you’re trying to bang that slutty chick that goes to an all girls Catholic school.
